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Springbreak are taking over the Temple Bar Music Centre on Friday the 23rd of December. We will be joined on the night by some very special guests and there will be a disco til late. More bulletins as events warrant.
Springbreak are taking over the Temple Bar Music Centre on Friday the 23rd of December. We will be joined on the night by some very special guests and there will be a disco til late. More bulletins as events warrant.
you guys rock….11th in the sugar club was your best yet….where are the photos??!!! Can’t believe you pulled that girl on stage to sing !!!! can’t wait til the 23rd ….
Yes, she sang it well with true feeling and was word perfect, something I aspire to! Great things await you, mystery ‘Glory of Love’ singer, wherever you are…
Hi Guys! you owe me US$247,000 in adjusted royalties. C U later
Hi Don
We paid Pat Benetar on your behalf – didn’t she call you?! Oh well.
Shite. Getting a cent out of her is goin to be a bit of a battlefield. Have you got an email for her? Old bag wont answer my texts
Have heard loads about you guys – all very good. Cant wait for the 23rd. Ill defo be there!Sounds great. Best of luck.
You didn’t put that flyer on your posters page pengo. No quality control..
Can I have a job? Please…I have nowhere else to go. I was forced to be in that show. They had a gun behind the camera…please for the love of god let me have a job
I’m not sure ALF. “Forced to be in that show”? You were that show. A show that was syndicated in 97 countries. You couldn’t have done too badly out of it?
Yeah Alf, what Jim says. Nothing more pathetic than a dried up moaning washed out eighties alien life form giving it the ‘poor me, I had it all and pissed it up against my neighbour’s wall’. You make me sick!
Eh, what the hell, it was worth a try. Anyhoo, I’m busy trying to Family Ties off the ground again, with me playing Michael J. Fox’s role. But as a sassy Alien. I’m only doing it to get close to Malory
She took a restraining order on me back in ’87
Please keep your sordid fantasies regarding Mallory Keaton to yourself Shumway. This is a family website.
Please Jim – I dont have money, or fame…i dont got any money – let alone a credit card – to ride any train. Things would have been different if i had accepted the part of Fletch. Now all I do is smoke pot with Tony Danza
Alf and Tony Danza…together at last.
I was hoping we might see some more of that amazing singer that sings the duet of I’ve Had the Time of My Life. I saw you guys in the Sugar Club in October of Semptember and she blew everyone away with her singing.
Why would keep that talent locked up and use it for just one song?
Looking forward to the 23rd.
Regan
xx
ALF, as far as I’m aware you’re still dating that girl with glasses out of Head of the Class. And now your furry alien libido is focused on Mallory Keaton? – foreshame! You’re worse than Max the space ship (whom I hung out with while working on Flight of the Navigator). All my best to Tony ‘dime bag’ Danza.
Good luck with the gig lads. You guys ROCKKKK!!
Hi Regan
We will have the lovely Ms Teri Locklater joining us for several songs this Friday, as well as some other special guests.
See you there
Jan Van Couver
Dearest Regan
Thank you for your kind comments. Turns out I wasn’t putting out enough for the boys, but now the situation has been rectified you’ll be pleased to know they’ve given me another spot. Look forward to seeing you there kid.
Warmest regards, Terri L x
Hoorah!
Delighted that we’ll be hearing more from you, Terri, and I’m disgusted to hear that you weren’t providing enough for the lads – that’s a privilege most of us would pay for!
😉
Regan
xx
Hey Teri, fancy starring in date with me, ALF?
Can you introduce me to Tony Danza?
Can I introduce you to Tony Danza? Of course! And Steve Guttenburg! Baby…with the ALFman your gonna have spring break ALL the time
You’v changed ALF and quite frankly there’s something a little creepy, nay sinister about your intergalactic guff. Particularly this, “Stick with me kid and I’ll make you a star” horse gockey. It stinks Shumway; stinks I tells ya.
Yeah sorry Jim. Things havnt been the same since I lost out to Blanche from the Golden girls at the comedy awards ’87. It should have been me. And then I got beaten up by Harry from the Hendersons bcoz I called him a crackhead live on one of those ‘free Nelson Mandela’ Telethons. he was a crackhead, of that I have no doubt.
I can’t wait to meet this furry young man, the scurge of our eighties phonewaves. see you all from stage left with campari, schweppes and ice in toe!